Here are a few more of my face book posts that I copied and posted to my blog...enjoy!
Colleen Rafferty Ladino is getting a grip.
is drinking chai spice tea, burning a pumpkin pie candle and making creamy butternut squash soup....I. LOVE. FALL.!
Colleen Rafferty Ladino is getting a grip.
is drinking chai spice tea, burning a pumpkin pie candle and making creamy butternut squash soup....I. LOVE. FALL.!
My two year old daughter quietly took her shoes and socks off under the lunch table and then presented them up in the air and said (very politely), "Would you like to smell my feet?" To which I replied, "Well, no thank you. Please put your feet down now."
conversation with 3 year old son (he likes numbers these days): Me: "a one with a zero is 10 and a one with two zeros is a hundred" 3 year old son: "Mom it's ONE hundred not A hundred, you are mistaken." Me: "yes I am, you are correct," 3 year old son: "that's okay mom, I make mistakes too."
had 1/2 a glass of red wine tonight because 1. it's better for me than sweets 2. it has antioxidants 3. I'm an adult and 4. I wanted a pleasant little buzz..... Well, I just finished a massive hot flash (I feel like I'm 55), I was sick to my stomach for a while, and now I have a headache. Why can't I catch a break?
just took a sledgehammer to the rotting fence that goes around our house. Man that felt good!!!!!!!!
There is this strange breed of people that actually say things like, "I don't really like chocolate" and "sweets don't really do it for me." I must find these people and live with them to see how it is they are able to live without desserts. And then I must try to become one of them. Are any of you this type of person and if so, may I come to your home and study you?
my son just drew a picture of me complete with all my bones: my brain bone, my belly bone, my arm bone, my bum bone, my little feet bones (he didn't give me a leg bone), and my penis bone...I guess we're going to have to have a talk :-)
is AMAZED that they let men be on search and rescue missions since they ARE SO BAD at finding things! (ps, this post has nothing to do with the fact that both my husband and son can't find ANYTHING :-)
Good morning world from the land of the crying children and crying baby. We could really sound like a beautiful chorus if mommy starts crying too. :-)
first of all let me say that I could stare at my little baby girl ALL day because I think she is so beautiful. Let me also say that she has two teeth on the bottom and barely one on top and she is gggggrrrrrrinding them....shoot me now!
the baby was screaming and crying until the refrigerator door was opened. She speed crawled over and stood there inside of it doing happy babbling. I pray she isn't like her mother, finding true bliss raiding the fridge and freezer! (ps, I haven't had any junkfood ALL day).
had to take off the spanx between dinner and dessert tonight at my dad's 60th birthday party. I feared the tightness of the spanx was going to restrict the amount of cake and ice cream I would be able to jam into my stomach. Thank goodness I removed them. I think I was able to stuff in about double!
....bought a scale today...diet starts tomorrow...again!!!!
Is so tired of waking up with headaches that have nothing to do with any kind of fun the night before. It's not right and it's not fair. Unless cheesecake can cause a hangover? Maybe I should just start drinking..I mean really, if my heads going to hurt anyway!
After my last post I ate a piece of cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. The whole thing. :-) Hey, I never said that I didn't like my black sweat suit.
was a pediatric speech therapist for 8 years before becoming a stay-at-home mom for the past 4. When I tell you that I have NO cool clothes, know that I am speaking the truth. And when I tell you that I just sported the "black sweat suit because I'm too "nourished" to wear any of my regular clothes" to the mall, and... then tried to pretend like I fit in with all the other women, know that this is also true.Read More
was a pediatric speech therapist for 8 years before becoming a stay-at-home mom for the past 4. When I tell you that I have NO cool clothes, know that I am speaking the truth. And when I tell you that I just sported the "black sweat suit because I'm too "nourished" to wear any of my regular clothes" to the mall, and... then tried to pretend like I fit in with all the other women, know that this is also true.Read More
says, "Screw the American Pediatric Association's recommendation of no more than 2 hours of t.v. per day for kids...today we're going for 10, possibly 12 hours!" Why? It's cold, it's dark and rainy, my allergies are HORRIFIC and it's Friday!
As a mother I choose the "short straw" almost everyday, but you know what? That is more than okay with me because I got the "long straw" for most of my life. I don't mind giving up some of my life because I can't even begin to explain the love that has developed within me since having them. They say that "love grows... love" and it's true. I can EVEN say this at 6:30 in the morning, before coffee (& chocolate).
As a mother I choose the "short straw" almost everyday, but you know what? That is more than okay with me because I got the "long straw" for most of my life. I don't mind giving up some of my life because I can't even begin to explain the love that has developed within me since having them. They say that "love grows... love" and it's true. I can EVEN say this at 6:30 in the morning, before coffee (& chocolate).
just shared a touching moment with the baby. I gave her a bottle and quietly sang "Hail Mary Gentle Woman" to her, while she gazed up at me and picked my nose. It could have been a picture on a Hallmark card. Beautiful, just beautiful.
In case you haven't heard Elmo's mom lost her job (it appears the recession has hit Sesamee Street). I didn't know Elmo had a mom (he also has a dad). Do all the puppets have parents? This leads me to another question, Does Elmo have a gender? Do any of them? They all seem to be boys...Oh, and where are Baby Bears... parents? He has a speech disorder that needs attention..at least nobody is making fun of him.
In case you haven't heard Elmo's mom lost her job (it appears the recession has hit Sesamee Street). I didn't know Elmo had a mom (he also has a dad). Do all the puppets have parents? This leads me to another question, Does Elmo have a gender? Do any of them? They all seem to be boys...Oh, and where are Baby Bears... parents? He has a speech disorder that needs attention..at least nobody is making fun of him.
Sooo, the baby just went dumpster diving (well okay, she fell in the trash) and she apparently thinks that mulch and dead leaves are more appetizing than avocados. I guess it's better than the day we had to wrestle a turd out of her older sister's hands when she was around 10 months old. She screamed bloody murder when we took that bad boy away!
So there is a relatively new show on a NEWS station here called, "The Secret Lives of Animals" (I didin't know they HAD secret lives). What's next? "Desperate Housecats," "THe Big Cow Theory," "How I met your Mare," "Goats Gone Wild," "P.I.G.S."....I came up with a few more..."Sex in the Barn", "Grey Elephant's Anatomy...", "Hannah the Horse Montana," "Big Baboon Brothers"....I better go, I need to get a life.
Sooo, the baby just blew a snot bubble out of her nose and my husband affectionately said, reminds me of you. It actually IS kind of sweet in a weird, gross kind of way. I guess in a perfect world he would have said her blue eyes remind him of me, but I'll take what i can get
.has NO, I repeat NO dirty clothes in the hamper OR on the laundry room floor right now! For at least a few minutes today all dirty clothes are WASHED!!!!
I went to the dr b/c I've been feeling lightheaded/woozy for a while..she wrote out a script and I picked it up...warning label: may cause dizziness. Ok? Is this supposed to be a step up?
Just came in the kitchen to find the baby chewing gum! Apparently a piece had fallen from the counter and she was chewing the wrapper and everything. She was LESS than pleased when I swiped it out of her mouth... you may have heard her at your house (distance is no factor for that type of screaming!)
My 3 year old son is in the upstairs bathroom doing his "business." I just yelled up, "Are you done?" My son: "Not yet! Can you get me a newspaper?!" He's a guy alright!
So there is a relatively new show on a NEWS station here called, "The Secret Lives of Animals" (I didin't know they HAD secret lives). What's next? "Desperate Housecats," "THe Big Cow Theory," "How I met your Mare," "Goats Gone Wild," "P.I.G.S."....I came up with a few more..."Sex in the Barn", "Grey Elephant's Anatomy...", "Hannah the Horse Montana," "Big Baboon Brothers"....I better go, I need to get a life.
Sooo, the baby just blew a snot bubble out of her nose and my husband affectionately said, reminds me of you. It actually IS kind of sweet in a weird, gross kind of way. I guess in a perfect world he would have said her blue eyes remind him of me, but I'll take what i can get
.has NO, I repeat NO dirty clothes in the hamper OR on the laundry room floor right now! For at least a few minutes today all dirty clothes are WASHED!!!!
I went to the dr b/c I've been feeling lightheaded/woozy for a while..she wrote out a script and I picked it up...warning label: may cause dizziness. Ok? Is this supposed to be a step up?
Just came in the kitchen to find the baby chewing gum! Apparently a piece had fallen from the counter and she was chewing the wrapper and everything. She was LESS than pleased when I swiped it out of her mouth... you may have heard her at your house (distance is no factor for that type of screaming!)
My 3 year old son is in the upstairs bathroom doing his "business." I just yelled up, "Are you done?" My son: "Not yet! Can you get me a newspaper?!" He's a guy alright!
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