The final round of past face book posts for now. I wasn't able to retrieve these from fb but they were some of my favorites so I tried my best to recreate them from memory. Here they are:
If a gray minivan passes by your house within the next 15 minutes with a baby screaming in such a way that it seems as though bamboo shoots are being shoved up her fingernails and the man driving is going gray before your eyes...I have no idea who that is.
Sunscreen $10, sandwiches $15, bathing suits $30. Getting ready for the beach with 2 small children and an infant?...A BIG pain in the ASS!
Colleen just finished making a homemade - from scratch - pizza on the grill, while taking care of two small children and a baby. I just can't seem to get the song from "Wonder Woman" out of my head...."In your satin tights, fighting for your rights, and the old red, white and blue...wonder woman! (come on sing it!), wonder woman!
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